This is our shelter’s experience, but it applies to all shelters, everywhere.  There isn’t a shelter in existence that hasn’t been through it.

 

This is about Bert, Malcolm and Fergy.  They are representative of thousands of ferrets across the country. 

 

Bert and Malcolm were recently returned to Little Dude’s after they had been adopted several months ago.  Fergy lived with them but was not originally adopted from Little Dude’s.  She was bought from Petco.  Bert is adjusting.  Fergy and Malcolm are not.  They have stopped eating, are depressed and very sick.  We are doing everything we can to help them through their adjustment.  It is now touch and go depending on their will to live.

 

OUR STORY

Staff at Little Dude’s has always been more outspoken and brutally truthful than most shelters when counseling potential families interested in adopting a ferret.

 

Ferrets are expensive.  They WILL get sick.  Not if, but WHEN.  It WILL happen. Don’t think it won’t happen to yours.  Be sure you have at least $1,000 - $3,000 available for your ferret over its lifetime because you will need it for surgery and medication when he’s old and sick.  Plan on spending lots of time making duck soup and hand feeding your elderly ferret.

 

They are A LOT of work.  And I mean A LOT.  Don’t kid yourself.  You can’t take vacations without taking them with your or boarding them and you have to leave them with someone who knows how to care for them.  You have to come home every day to let them out for exercise and play time.  You will clean up after them constantly and always be replacing things they destroy.  Like carpeting.

 

I even ask what your plans are for the future.  Going to have kids?  Getting married?  What if the new spouse doesn’t like ferrets?   What are you going to do with the ferret then?   The SPOUSE must go, not the ferret.  And I’m serious.  The spouse can take care of himself/herself.  The ferret can’t.   If you don’t agree, don’t adopt.   It’s a 7 – 10 year commitment.

 

I never adopt out to children.  Most children lose interest when they get their driver’s license, find boyfriends/girlfriends or go away to college.  It MUST be a family decision with everyone involved.  Mom and Dad must love and care for the ferret too.

 

I prefer to adopt to older people because they have lived their life, settled down and are more likely to keep and care for their ferret properly – AND have the finances to do it.  Not always, but usually.  It doesn’t mean I won’t adopt to “young” people but I WILL be hanging on to your every word finding a reason to NOT adopt to you.   Why?  Because I have very little time to get to know you.  I get one or two conversations with you to figure out if you are a really good con artist.  Discriminatory?  Yeah – probably.  But it’s the life of a ferret.  I don’t care.  Don’t adopt.  Wait until you’re ready.

 

That said – you would think that I would never have ferrets returned – or scare most everyone away.  But I do have adoptions and I do get them returned.  Not often, but I do.   It’s heartbreaking and here’s why:

 

Ø     The ferret that was adopted at a young age is now probably middle aged (that is about 3 years old) or older and has little to no chance of being adopted again.  He lost out on a forever home.  That ferret will live out the rest of his life in a shelter.  That is where he will die.  YOU have to share your time with 1 or two ferrets.  WE have to share our time with 30 or more.  Quality of life isn’t much better here.  They are safe and their belly is full but they must learn to entertain themselves.  They get a kiss and a hug now and then if they are the lucky one who happens to cross my path as I’m cleaning or walking through their area. Sometimes I have foster homes with room for another.  “Room” meaning less ferrets than we have at the shelter and willing to take in another.

Ø     That ferrets life is turned upside down.  He will get sick, stop eating, get depressed and sometimes die. 

Ø     The shelter adds one more permanent expense when we are already constantly on the edge financially.  The stress and worry of whether we will have enough money is always there.  Eating away at the stomach lining.

Ø     That ferret takes up space that could be used for one that really needs it.

 

PEOPLE…PLEASE.  Don’t be impulsive and don’t stand in denial.  Think it through.  If you aren’t SURE, then don’t do it.   We all understand that things happen, BUT excuses such as:

 

they are too much work

we are moving and pets aren’t allowed

not enough time

too expensive

got another pet who doesn’t get along

had a baby

got married and spouse doesn’t like it

 

just aren’t acceptable!

 

And remember, when you surrender your ferret, it might be out of YOUR sight and mind, but it’s not out of ours.  The solution is not to adopt unless you are really, really ready.  Do the research and think it through.

 

THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES BEFORE YOU ADOPT

TAKE THE INFORMATION YOU ARE GETTING CRAMMED DOWN YOUR THROAT SERIOUSLY

 

IT’S FOR THE LIFE OF THE FERRET